Oooo what is this font like? I like it. It's big and readable. Hello Lucida Grande!

Georgia? Bugah... how sophisticated.

WEBDINGS!! lah dee dah dee diddly doop. Uniquely generic. Cute name, though...

TIMES! UGHHHH! You remind me of writing countless English papers for Mr. Tousley. We need a break.

Trebuchet. What does that even mean?

Verdana. It rhymes with Piraña! Nom Nom Nom.

THIS JUST IN! From the Courier. I will NOT be a news reporter. Over and out.

Arial. Sorry, but you're a little boring. I might use you to send emails to my grandparents.

Font. Really? You look like Arial. This is equivalent to Kitty and Lydia from Pride and Prejudice.

And you're Kitty.

Today is another beautiful sun shiny day! OH NO MY LAUNDRY~

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And yet, I am inside. Plans cancelled and the parents are out.

When one hasn't sustained an on-going hobby, there's not much to do.

So i do what any ordinary teenager might do in my situation... go to the fridge.

Open the fridge.

Look around. And close the fridge again.

...My life is so exciting right now. :)

But on the bright side, I pulled out one of three ENORMOUS 32oz bags of Organic Baby-Cut Carrots and found a tiny lil carrot ball. I'm afraid to munch on it, because it seems too awful to eat something so rare. I mean, look at it! It's freaking adorable.

Well, my head is pretty empty right now. I think I need to get me a brain.

*convulsive tremor* Ack! Ugh! Eck! Eee! Ooo! Ahh... *panting*

Sorry, just going through slight withdrawals. Maybe the Wizard of Oz can...

Oh. That's right. Nevermind.